CAS
🦆 Yellow Duck Commander
Cas
Keeps us mostly on track. Has a plan. Sometimes even a good one.
“It’ll be fine. Probably.”
The Great Zomboid Car Escape
It seemed like a good idea. Then the car, the horde, and our remaining dignity all left at once.
Established through poor decisions
ChurchOfFred
Games. Friends. Chaos. A group of degenerates, a unicorn inner tube, and an unlimited supply of plans that absolutely will not survive contact with reality.
Different games. Same chaos.
No actual religious affiliation. Fred remains unidentified.
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Fred, float among us
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CAS
LEIF-ISH
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ALL HAIL FRED
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The central doctrine
Worship the Float.
At the center of ChurchOfFred sits our one true mascot: Fred, the sacred unicorn inner tube. Nobody knows who made him. Nobody knows why he exists. We simply know that when the run goes sideways, Fred is there to float through the consequences.
Offerings are accepted in screenshots, snacks, rare loot, and extremely questionable decisions.
I. Protect the Float.
II. Never question the Float.
III. If it floats, it is holy.
IV. Blame the nearest teammate.
The usual suspects
Meet the Crew 🦄
Every successful operation needs specialists. We have something adjacent to that.
LEIF-ISH
🧽 Nordic Sea-Raider
Canton
Turns every plan into a meme. Claims he is exploring. Nobody knows where he is.
“We’re not lost. We’re exploring!”
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🐱 Cosmic Block Nerd
Cat
Knows everything about space, Minecraft, and approximately seventeen other games.
“I need more blocks.”
🪖 Tactical Disaster Specialist
Spart
Brings tactics, firepower, and decisions that become questionable in hindsight.
“Cover me. I’m flanking the chicken.”
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🦇 Bat-Themed Server Goblin
Matt
Runs the servers, fixes things, and occasionally creates entirely new problems.
“I’m not stuck in here with you…”
Current addictions
What We Play
We don't pick games. Games happen to us.
🧟Project ZomboidLoot. Build. Die.
🪖DayZTrust nobody.
🏰ConanBuild. Bonk. Fall.
🟩MinecraftDefinitely not lava.
⛏️Deep RockRock & stone!
🔥ValheimViking mistakes.
🎲Whatever ElseIt starts innocently.
Incident reports
Recent Shenanigans 💀
We Found a Base
Four hours of progress. One extremely loud mistake. Zero base remaining.
The Roof Was Not Optional
Turns out gravity has opinions about unsupported architecture.
We Found Diamonds!
Everyone celebrated. Then someone said the word “lava.”
Proof we were there
The Gallery 📸
Replace these with your real screenshots, clips, and cursed moments later.
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“Just another normal Zomboid drive.”
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DayZ diplomacy
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Conan engineering
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Peak Minecraft
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Fred approves
Ancient and probably fabricated
The Church of Fred
What is Fred?
The Church of Fred is not a religion (probably). It is a way of life. We believe in good games, questionable ideas, and the sacred bond of a unicorn inner tube.
Our holy text? Group chat logs. Our sacred ritual? Saying “one more run” and immediately starting another three-hour session.
The 10 Commandments
- Have fun.
- Don’t be a dick.
- Blame Matt later.
- Loot first, ask later.
- Never trust a duck.
- The unicorn is sacred.
- Chaos is tradition.
- Keep it weird.
- More games means more chaos.
- ChurchOfFred forever.
Your invitation awaits
Come for the games.
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